Your Chamber Awaits

Watchtower Chamber

You're basically living in the tower guards used to patrol from. Spiral staircase, circular room, 360-degree mountain views. It's intimate - about 320 sq ft - but the wraparound windows make it feel huge.

• King bed with heritage linens
• Stone fireplace
• Panoramic mountain views
• Rain shower & copper tub

Battlements Suite

Used to be where officers planned their strategies. Original stone walls, arrow-slit windows (don't worry, they're glass now), and exposed timber beams that're older than Canada itself. Plus a sitting area where you can pretend to plot medieval stuff.

• Queen bed & sitting area
• Original fortress walls
• Gothic arched windows
• Heated stone floors

North Tower Retreat

The tallest tower we've got. Yeah, there's stairs, but honestly? You'll love 'em by day three. Private balcony jutting out over the forest, and on clear nights the stars are ridiculous. Couples go nuts for this one.

• King bed with canopy
• Private balcony
• Forest & mountain views
• Freestanding soaking tub

Garrison Chamber

Where soldiers actually bunked back in the day - though it's way more comfortable now. Ground floor means no stairs (your knees will thank you), and there's this massive oak door that's gotta be 6 inches thick. Fireplace is huge and we keep it stocked.

• Two double beds
• Walk-in stone fireplace
• Courtyard access
• Accessible layout

Lords Suite

Now we're talking serious space. Separate bedroom, living area with a dining table, and your own little library nook. The bathroom's got both a rain shower and this insane copper tub. Perfect if you're staying a week or celebrating something special.

• King bed + separate living room
• Private dining area
• Library with antique books
• Luxury bathroom with copper fixtures

Castellan Suite

This was the fortress commander's quarters, and you can tell. Two-level suite with a spiral staircase connecting them. Downstairs you've got your sitting room and mini-bar, upstairs is all bedroom with a four-poster that probably cost more than my car.

• Two-level suite layout
• Four-poster king bed
• Private sitting room & bar
• Dual vanity & steam shower

Grand Monarch Suite

Okay, so this is where visiting royalty actually stayed. We're not kidding. Two bedrooms, formal dining for six, and a terrace that overlooks basically all of Vancouver. There's a chandelier in here that's worth... well, let's just say it's insured separately.

• Two king bedrooms + parlor
• Formal dining room
• Private terrace with city views
• Butler service available

Cinderflare Penthouse

The entire top floor. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, full kitchen, and a rooftop terrace that's basically your own private castle battlements. We've had people rent this for a month and just work remotely. Can't blame 'em - if I could afford it, I would too.

• Three bedrooms, two baths
• Full gourmet kitchen
• 360-degree rooftop terrace
• Dedicated concierge service

Courtyard Chamber

Faces the inner courtyard where we do our medieval dinners on weekends. You'll hear the lute players practicing sometimes - in a good way, promise. French doors open right onto the